Vexlar Hat, oh Vexlar Hat you are so warm and cozy
I found you stuffed under a chair at our shack
You keep my head from freezing in the winter days
When i place you on the hat rack my head begins to get cold
I love your red label which I' am proud to wear
You are great company, even though you have no voice of your own
Your warmth resembles that of a dogs fur
Every stitch is etched with the utter most perfection
From the tag to the washing directions you are a masterpiece
But you have no bill to shade the sun from my eyes
This flaw does not dent the overall quality at all
You are still among the greatest hats ever made
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